do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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