I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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