Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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