My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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