you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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