If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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