I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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