Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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