STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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