I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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