Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
