He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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