Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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