The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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