...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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