I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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