Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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