I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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