chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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