No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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