Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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