I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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