I'm going to jail i love you
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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