ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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