its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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