You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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