It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I will pee on everything he values.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Let's get the cat blown out
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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