The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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