spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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