so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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