i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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