Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He passed out mid-signature
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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