i just google imaged poop.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels