So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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