kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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