Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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