Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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