I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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