If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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