school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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