I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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