wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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