these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize