oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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