You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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