Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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