i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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