Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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