There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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