Dual....:-)
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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