I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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