so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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