we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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