I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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