Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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