have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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