I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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